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Velvet Undergrounder

Velvet Undergrounder

February 3, 2019 C_R_Eature 2896117 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F02%2F03%2Fvelvet-undergrounder%2FVelvet+Undergrounder2019-02-03+17%3A34%3A36Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F02%2F03%2Fvelvet-undergrounder%2F
https://mobile.twitter.com/LevParikian/status/1091832794983137281
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Charlie_Stross_(@cstross)_Twitter_-_2019-02-02_21.18.31

Daleksbury Goes Flaccid

February 2, 2019 C_R_Eature 2895634 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F02%2F02%2Fdaleksbury-goes-flaccid%2FDaleksbury+Goes+Flaccid2019-02-03+02%3A25%3A21Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D28956
https://twitter.com/oeufelia/status/1091317901565591553
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Little Howie Orbit

February 1, 2019 C_R_Eature 2895290 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F02%2F01%2Flittle-howie-orbit%2FLittle+Howie+Orbit2019-02-01+16%3A52%3A10Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D28952
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/01/30/go-space-howard-schultz/?utm_term=.6ee112346e0c
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schwartzchildCouder

Not That Cooder

January 31, 2019 glaß 2895032 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F01%2F31%2Fnot-that-cooder%2FNot+That+Cooder2019-01-31+16%3A25%3A11Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F01%2F31%2Fnot-that-cooder%2F
https://www.cfa.harvard.edu/news/2019-02
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“How Cold Was It?”

January 31, 2019 C_R_Eature 2894661 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F01%2F31%2Fhow-cold-was-it%2F%22How+Cold+Was+It%3F%222019-01-31+14%3A25%3A49Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D28946
https://twitter.com/capitalweather/status/1090960975543652352?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Eembeddedtimeline%7Ctwterm%5Eprofile%3Acapitalweather%7Ctwcon%5Etimelinechrome&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtonpost.com%2Fnews%2Fcapital-weather-gang%2F
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Stolen Gear

January 30, 2019 Blue 2894340 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F01%2F30%2Fstolen-gear%2FStolen+Gear2019-01-30+16%3A40%3A12Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F01%2F30%2Fstolen-gear%2F
http://www.tucsonnewsnow.com/2019/01/30/major-theft-tucson-doesnt-silence-touring-musicians/
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Freedom’s Just Another Word for Bigotry

January 29, 2019 PubOption 2894038 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F01%2F29%2Ffreedoms-just-another-word-for-bigotry%2FFreedom%27s+Just+Another+Word+for+Bigotry2019-01-29+13%3A00%3A47Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D28940
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/miracle-hill-south-carolina-foster-care_us_5c49d498e4b0287e5b88b91d
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CTA

January 28, 2019 Blue 2894119 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F01%2F28%2Fcta%2FCTA2019-01-29+01%3A10%3A46Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F01%2F28%2Fcta%2F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8vY3vAbAdQ
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keli ward

This Will Be Epic.

January 27, 2019 Blue 2893858 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F01%2F27%2Fthis-will-be-epic%2FThis+Will+Be+Epic.2019-01-27+16%3A14%3A40Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F01%2F27%2Fthis-will-be-epic%2F
https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/politics/arizona/2019/01/26/conservative-kelli-ward-lead-arizona-republican-party-after-upset-donald-trump-jonathan-lines/2670388002/
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Slime eels, otherwise known as Pacific hagfish, cover Highway 101 after a flatbed truck carrying them in tanks overturned near Depoe Bay, Oregon, U.S. July 13, 2017. Oregon State Police/Handout via REUTERS ATTENTION EDITORS - THIS IMAGES WAS PROVIDED BY A THIRD PARTY TPX IMAGES OF THE DAY - RC133762F7D0

No one is prepared for hagfish slime

January 26, 2019 glaß 2893620 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F01%2F26%2Fno-one-is-prepared-for-hagfish-slime%2FNo+one+is+prepared+for+hagfish+slime2019-01-26+21%3A49%3A49Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F01%2F26%2Fno-one-is-prepared-for-hagfish-slime%2F
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2019/01/hagfish-slime/581002/
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Ex Libris Hitler

January 26, 2019 Zombie Dewey 2893439 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F01%2F26%2Fex-libris-hitler%2FEx+Libris+Hitler2019-01-26+06%3A11%3A31Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F01%2F26%2Fex-libris-hitler%2F
https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/01/25/americas/holocaust-canada-north-america-blueprint-scli-intl/index.html
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wayne airplane

Expect Delays at Wonkville International Airport

January 25, 2019 Blue 2893140 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F01%2F25%2Fexpect-delays-at-wonkville-international-airport%2FExpect+Delays+at+Wonkville+International+Airport2019-01-25+16%3A27%3A18Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F01%2F25%2Fexpect-delays-at-wonkville-international-airport%2F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9QnFWey6HY
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Cool.

January 24, 2019 Blue 2892924 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F01%2F24%2Fcool-2%2FCool.2019-01-24+17%3A14%3A04Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F01%2F24%2Fcool-2%2F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvOV_80MmFY
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d hogg

No Words

January 23, 2019 Blue 2892725 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F01%2F23%2Fno-words%2FNo+Words2019-01-23+18%3A50%3A28Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F01%2F23%2Fno-words%2F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdcHXXxd__4
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Tucson, AZ Forecast

Current Conditions

January 22, 2019 Blue 2892460 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F01%2F22%2Fcurrent-conditions%2FCurrent+Conditions2019-01-22+16%3A40%3A27Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F01%2F22%2Fcurrent-conditions%2F
https://twitter.com/gmaujean/status/1087470171718119424?s=20
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genx

Xed

January 21, 2019January 21, 2019 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 2891929 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F01%2F21%2Fxed%2FXed2019-01-22+01%3A00%3A47Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D28919
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/generation-x-forgotten-again_us_5c4539d5e4b027c3bbc2fc87
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